RODMYN: Rolling
over, my eyes open slowly and I realize that I slept like the dead for
the first time in a long time. Stretching, I notice that weird ass
feeling is gone! Aight, now THAT’S what I’m talking about! Lying there
thinkin’, I can’t wait to get into some of momah’s cooking; garlic
potatoes, cheese grits, scrambled eggs, biscuits with country gravy and
bacon. Just then the shades go up for the night. Stretching one more
time, I kick the covers off and put my size 14’s on the floor. Looking
down at Roddy Jr, “Dude we in momah’s house...now is not the time.”
Adjusting myself, I head to the bathroom and turn the shower on. I take
care of a personal need and step my ass in the shower.
Damn, I can’t believe how good I feel... It like a whole new me! I feel like I’m a hundred and
fifty again! Rinsing off, I step out the shower and reach for a towel,
drying myself off, the towel smells like magnolia’s. Momah makes her
own special rinse. Wiping the mirror down with my towel so I can get a
shave, I stop and stare at the reflection looking back at me. WHAT THE
FUCK!!??? Feeling my heart start to race, my breathing is
rapid and the shock of what I see has me startin’ to panic. Panicking
ain’t gonna help nothin... Calm the fuck down Rod. It’s all good.
Closing my eyes, takin’ a deep breath; I open my eyes again and look in
the mirror. My fucking eyes ain’t golden orange no more...they’re
fucking blue! I feel like I still look like me
at least I THINK I
do, but I really don’t. I’m still the handsome motherfucker that I am,
but my eyes... Storming back to the bedroom I grab my Sean John’s and
stuff one leg in then start hoppin’ around trying to get the other leg
in. Falling onto the damn floor, I finally get both legs in my jeans and
reach for a black tank top when momah’s words come back to me...”It
makes me very unhappy to see you in such a way.” Ahhh hell!!! Running
down towards the kitchen and the smell of the first meal of the day;
yelling at the top of my lungs.. “MOMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Coming to a halt down the steps, "momah! You care to explain???" Pointing at my eyes, I wait to hear what she says....
